Movie Climax

140 Greatest James Bond Quotes

2012-01-12T14:01:00.002+08:00

James Bond is an A**hole

2012-01-12T00:15:00.002+08:00

25 Greatest Unscripted Scenes in Films

2011-11-22T22:20:00.001+08:00

Techno Remixes

2011-11-06T22:47:00.002+08:00

Trolling Saruman

2011-11-06T22:21:00.002+08:00

I'm Mad As Hell

2011-10-18T00:45:00.000+08:00

Peter Finch's Oscar Scene from Network

LOTR Mighty Hercules Mashup

2011-10-06T21:02:00.000+08:00

If every character had Tom Selleck's mustache

2011-09-20T11:07:00.001+08:00

Everyone knows that the greatest and most iconic contribution to Cinema is Tom Selleck's Moustache. So great is it that there isn't a single film that would not be imroved by the inclusion of Tom Selleck's Moustache. As proof I present this montage

The Many Accents of Christian Bale

2011-09-11T23:51:00.000+08:00

Darth Vaders Voice Before Voice Over

2011-09-11T23:44:00.000+08:00

Trinity Fast Draw Scene

2011-09-01T20:03:00.000+08:00

Crash

2011-08-21T22:04:00.001+08:00

What a powerful scene

Terminator 3 Sergent Candy Scene

2011-07-23T16:23:00.000+08:00

Deleted Scene in Terminator - 3 Showing why exactly the terminators look like Arnold. Really funny scene which should have been in the final cut of the film.

Rocky - Mickey Tribute

2011-07-12T00:10:00.000+08:00

Wall-E and I Am Legend Trailers Match Up

2011-07-09T22:15:00.001+08:00

Silence! The Musical

2011-07-09T12:25:00.001+08:00

Rocky IV: The Musical

2011-07-09T12:16:00.000+08:00

Commando: The Musical

2011-07-09T12:15:00.001+08:00

Total Recall: The Musical

2011-07-09T12:14:00.000+08:00

Terminator 2: The Opera

2011-07-09T12:13:00.000+08:00

Rambo: The Musical

2011-07-09T12:12:00.001+08:00

RoboCop: The Musical

2011-07-09T12:09:00.000+08:00

Sean Connery: The Musical

2011-07-09T12:06:00.001+08:00

Schindler's List: The Musical

2011-07-09T12:03:00.000+08:00

Predator: The Musical (The Schwarzenegger Musical)

2011-07-09T12:01:00.000+08:00

Charlie Chaplin speech

2011-07-08T23:26:00.001+08:00

How Too Many Good Scenes Together Become Lame

2011-03-16T13:06:00.001+08:00

The Batman Complex

2011-03-15T16:28:00.001+08:00

Conan the Barbarian: The Musical (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

2011-03-13T10:42:00.002+08:00

ET: The Sequel

2011-02-23T15:25:00.001+08:00

Top 11 Most Ridiculous Bollywood Action Movie Scenes

2011-02-07T13:47:00.002+08:00

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By ClintonJake | Los Angeles

In case you haven't seen any of these unbelievable clips, India produces the kind of over-the-top action movies that the U.S. can only dream of nowadays. Their throwback Super Action genre shadows most mainstream properties the U.S. is producing and these videos are the reason why. Get ready to have your face blown to pieces with the 11 most ridiculous bollywood action movie clips of all time... for now.

1) Horse Drifting, Tractor Awesomeness

Apparently this film is called "Alluda Mazaaka," and was a smashing success, bringing in over $35 million, which is pretty damn good by any standards. The fact that it was this popular shows just how awesome of a country India actually is.

Please watch this video to see a man put every single scene in Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift to shame. Just absolute, complete shame. Sure, they drifted every kind of Japanese car under the sun. What do they drift in Alluda Mazaaka? Friggin' HORSES.

What's next? Well, for some reason instead of snapping their fingers and wielding knives they comb their hair with, in India what they do is ride tractors around in swamps. So, after a rigorous swamp chase, the second scene of this video comes to a climax after the protagonist finishes splashing everyone in the face. Wait for it... right? Absolutely amazing.

Good to see India's film editors are just as good as their action writers.

2) The Coolest Rescue You Have Ever Seen

When watching Bollywood action films, it's important to take everything you know about physics/logic and throw it out the window along with your sense of suspension of disbelief.

Watch this clip in its entirety, if you value your happiness. It's only a little over a minute long and you will be telling people about it for a long time.

This clip is a perfect demonstration of why America just isn't cutting it in the action department lately.

According to this film, Magadheera, jeeps actually GAIN speed when they encounter large, ramp-shaped rocks and air resistance. Also, a simple raising of the arm is enough to shield one from flying shrapnel that miraculously misses any and all important characters. And as for steering the vehicle- don't worry- it will fly directly into the enemy helicopter as if by magnetic attraction, just as we always did with our action figures.

If life was like this, we would all be absolutely EPIC human beings. This kind of Super-Action is the reason the early 90s HAPPENED. Really glad to see that it's alive and well, just elsewhere.

But that first scene is nothing compared to the rescue at 1:00. Let's take a minute to examine what happens here. The enemy is already standing right next to the edge of the cliff, so he should just throw the girl off, right? Wrong. It would be much better, and awesome, for him to take her hand and run full speed to the other edge, so he can jump off and take her with him. A badass, stupid (but still badass), villain. Why does this work? Well, most likely because she WANTS to die- or, I'm assuming she does because she runs right along with him, providing no resistance at all to what will be her death.

Literally all she has to do is go limp, but no, she runs along with the psychopath, almost off a cliff. Amazing.

This is one of the single greatest clips in the history of all our lives. Enjoy.

3) The Best Shot in The East

Guys in Indian action movies are AMAZING shots. Like, AMAZING. Taking the almost-literal shotgun approach to foiling an ENTIRE ENEMY JET PLANE, this Fidel Castro look-alike fires two shots in order to hit two VERY specific points on the plane in order to take it down.

Watch the clip.

Apparently, anything's possible when it's you versus a computer-generated plane that you don't even flinch at because you're that motherfucking awesome.

Good thing those guys jumped out, that was definitely safer than just staying in the plane and toughing it out until it came to a complete stop.

BONUS: The fact that this guy is wearing wife beater sunglasses along with a mustache that lets you know he's a real man

4) Superman Ain't Got Nothing on Moustache

This is probably the best example of how ridiculous this genre is, and why you should share it with your children.

Before you read what happens, watch it in the video embedded here. THIS is what is missing from pretty much every Superman movie ever made. Why has nobody ever done this?

Here's what happens:
This man is shot in the chest, and NOT ONLY does the bullet deflect off his chest with a "ping" sound (scorching his shirt slightly, of course), but it flies back and takes out the man who shot it. Genius.

5) It's Like The Matrix, Only More Badass

This one reminds me of the opening scene of the Bejing Olympics, because everyone knows karate.

It's basically a real-life version of that scene in the Matrix (shitty sequel) where Neo takes out like 1203984203984 Agent Smiths.

It all starts at 1:05 when the bad guy grabs the girl (noticing a theme here?)

What happens next is every guy in the gym is after the bad guy, but, even together, they can't stop him, which is amazing.

They also pull a move which is central to the personality of this piece and which American movies NEVER do: they film from the POV of a character... and include his hair. Eat THAT, America!

I would think that a guy could at least pull his leg out from behind or something, or maybe they should probably stop taking turns.

Anyone else get the bowling metaphor at 1:46? Deep.

This clip, although it even looks as fake as "pro" wrestling (sorry 60 million people who watch it), is absolutely awesome. Why? Because this character is just that badass and puts the main guy from No Country For Old Men to shame.

Reminder to self: get shoes that blow air.

6) Evil Americans vs Awesome Indian Guy

In pure chivalrous tradition, this man defends a damsel in distress from evil, rude and overzealous Americans (cause c'mon, we're all like that right?)

You can tell something big's about to go down at 0:27, when you can just feel the "Oh, HELL no" look on the guy's face.

He proceeds to beat the bad guys by splashing condiments in their faces, which for some reason burn like acid, and with a severely overdramatized table throw at 0:48.

And just when you think he's done for, he comes back from the dead at 1:05. Not really, though. I mean, if I was in a fight, I wouldn't just leave the guy after I threw him over a counter. That usually doesn't knock people out. But oh well, guess that's why I'm not in Bollywood fight scenes, as I would inevitably the guy getting his ass kicked.

For a bonus, just go to 0:55.

7) Most Awesome Cigarette Lighting Ever

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No wonder all my Indian friends smoke

Check the video out on Break.com here .

This just goes to show that big Tobacco has it all wrong.

Instead of running ad campaigns featuring some lame cowboy, or spending tons of money developing a cigarette with a little menthol burst that can be activated by crushing it, they should just hire Bollywood film producers to make their commercials for them.

If I were about 10 years old, this video would single-handedly overwrite everything D.A.R.E. taught me about smoking. It's that freakin' awesome and he just looks that freakin' cool.

BONUS: mustaches would probably come back.

8) Coolest Bottle Drinker in the World

God, I wish I could open bottles with my fingers. Make things a WHOLE lot easier.

Watch this amazing clip of just how badass a guy who can throw a mean bottle can be (also, how badass a man who doesn't leave a BIT of backwash in his bottles can be).

Anyway, this clip shows a man who should be an NFL quarterback (despite his stomach/mustache) chucking a recently-chugged soda bottle at a villain's head as he runs away.

From a good 50 feet, the throw is a direct hit, and smashes on the guy's head, rolling his eyes back and knocking him out.

Following this, there's a brilliantly-choreographed fight scene in which a man stops a knife attack with his teeth, somehow not pulling a Steve-O and cutting the corners of his mouth with it (chapstick anybody?)

Walker, Texas Ranger could learn a thing or two from real Indians, not the Native Americans who raised him.

9) Man Lightly Kicks Everyone To Another Dimension

If this man played soccer, India would not only participate in the World Cup, but they would win it every time. And the world would rejoice.

If Danny Devito's character in Matilda had action scenes, this is what they would like like, only these are more awesome (somehow.)

The man is ambushed by several enemies in the video who just can't seem to land a punch on him. The best part is the streetlight to the back at 0:35. Way to take a page out of Marvel.

However, at 2:16, he meets a man he has to have an actual fighting exchange with (which is what you call those, right?)

The two deal each other blows until our hero remembers that he has the leg strength of Jesus Christ himself and vanquishes his foe with a kick to the back (or three, depending on how you interpret the editing.)

10) Unstoppable

This one is another fight scene with an absolutely impervious hero, because in India, that is the only kind that exist. They would basically take 90s Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis to the back of a van and "give them candy" until the cows came home... and then they would make them fight the cows.

Everything the guy in this clip does does seems to be multiplied by 10, as if he has an emerald from Sonic the Hedgehog in him, and everything his opponents do seems to be in absolute slow mo. Honestly, this is just getting ridiculous now.

Check out 1:17 where we all learn that, apparently, trampolines can be made out of wood.

11) Super Effects Hero

Fast-forward to 2:00 in this clip if you're in a hurry.

This super-hero has the super-human ability to jump super-long distances without getting a super-head-start. But actually, I think he has the power to attach himself to ropes and fast-forward the clip so it looks like that's what he can do.

At least Christopher Reeve made it look less obvious, man... and at least he actually waved to kids. Also, this guy looks like an Indian Ultimate Warrior.

BONUS: Here's something I've never understood: why is it that when heroes, who are obviously moving a LOT faster than the vehicles they are saving the kids from, save kids from trucks, buses or cars in movies, they don't dislocate their shoulders or accidentally sever their spines? It would make sense with the insane whiplash the kids would experience. Just a thought.

Endhiran - Best Action Movie EVER!

2011-01-30T17:23:00.001+08:00

Doesn't get any better than this

Tribute to Roadhouse

2011-01-21T00:08:00.000+08:00

Green Lantern Trailer

2010-11-18T15:33:00.002+08:00

Just saw the trailer for the new Green Lantern movie. Somehow I think the fake trailer made by fans is better!

Real one

Fake

Most Used Movie Line?

2010-11-14T01:19:00.000+08:00

The ONE good scene in Rocky V

2010-11-12T09:13:00.002+08:00

and arguably the most powerful scene of the whole series

Snatch Wars (Snatch + Star Wars)

2010-02-02T00:37:00.002+08:00

Slap Shot

2009-09-07T19:34:00.002+08:00

Dunno why I've never heard of this movie. Its great!

From wiki:

Film critic Gene Siskel noted that his greatest regret as a critic was giving a mediocre review to this movie when it was first released. After viewing it several more times, he grew to like it more and later listed it as one of the greatest American comedy movies of all time. The Wall Street Journal's Joy Gould Boynum seemed at once entertained and repulsed by a movie so "foul-mouthed and unabashedly vulgar" on one hand and so "vigorous and funny" on the other.^[1] Michael Ontkean's strip tease displeased Time magazine's critic, Richard Schickel, who regretted that, "in the dénouement [Ontkean] is forced to go for a broader, cheaper kind of comic response."^[1]

Critical reevaluation of the film continues to be positive. In 1998, Maxim magazine named Slap Shot the " Best Guy Movie Of All Time " above such acknowledged classics as The Godfather, Raging Bull,^[2] and Newman's own Cool Hand Luke. Entertainment Weekly ranked the film #31 on their list of "The Top 50 Cult Films".^[3]

In the 2007 50th Anniversary Issue, GQ named the Slap Shot one of the "30 films that changed Men's Lives."^[4] In the November 2007 issue ofGQ, Author Dan Jenkins proclaimed Slap Shot "the best sports film of the past 50 years".^[5]

In June 2008, Adam Proteau of "The Hockey News" rated "Slap Shot" as the best Hockey film ever made.^[6]

The Hansen Bros Debut

Lol, gotta watch this

Inspirational Speeches

2009-05-18T22:34:00.002+08:00

Which is the most inspirational speech in the movies?

Obvious contenders are:

Mel Gibson's Braveheart Speech

Al Pacino's "One Inch" Speech from Any Given Sunday

Bill Pullman's Independence Day Speech

Henry V's St Crispin's Day Speech in Renaissance Man

However, this is my pick for Best Inspirational Speech:

Ducks Fly Together!

Best Breakup Speech Ever

2009-05-14T13:21:00.001+08:00

from the movie The Foot Fist Way

Braveheart

2009-05-07T23:25:00.000+08:00

Secret

2009-05-06T01:37:00.003+08:00

I love all these kinds of scenes, the battle scenes of a certain type. I loved the cooking battles like in The God of Cooking and The Chinese Feast. I also love music battles.

Here's a scene similar to "The Legend of 1900" called "Secret" with Jay Chou in it:

Piano Duel where Jay duels Yu Hao

Piano Duet with Kwai Lun-Mei

Their Skills are the real deal. Here is Jay and Yu Hao performing live in their concerts:

Finally! A realistic fight scene!

2009-04-29T00:41:00.002+08:00

I like movies that demonstrate realistic fight scenes, demonstrate real martial arts mastery and realistic combinations that WOULD realistically work on the streets, unlike those hollywood fake movie scenes

80s Movies

2009-03-28T18:21:00.002+08:00

I just "attained" Short Circuit 1 & 2 for my son, and he enjoys both of them. So I was looking around for some other movies that I used to watch.

Like Mannequin 1 & 2.....

Super Snooper...

and Airplane 1&2

JCVD : Van Damme Monologue

2009-02-28T14:00:00.000+08:00

The Greatest Movie Line Ever

2009-02-20T19:03:00.000+08:00

Shark 3. Incredibly bad movie, but with the greatest line ever

Boondock Saints

2009-02-15T02:56:00.002+08:00

Great show, not well known but a cult classic

Climax of the movie

If you have never seen it, here is the whole movie:

Pulp Fiction

2009-02-14T16:20:00.000+08:00

Arguably the climax of this great movie

Sylvester Stallone, I salute you!

2009-02-11T16:50:00.002+08:00

I quite like the fact that both finales to the franchises went back to their roots, good story telling. The story lines may be linear and simple, but a good story is a good story.

Tribute to Rambo

Tribute to Rocky

Marvel Comic Movies

2009-02-10T00:53:00.003+08:00

They're getting good. Can't wait for the Avengers Movie after they release the Capt America and Thor one

Spider-Man Swinging Compilation

Iron Man First Mission

Incredible Hulk

X-men the last stand

Fantastic Four

Ghost Rider

Daredevil

DEFINITELY the BEST scene of all.. from the Fantastic Four

Much Ado About Nothing

2009-01-30T02:24:00.002+08:00

Sigh no more, ladies, sigh nor more; Men were deceivers ever;
One foot in sea and one on shore, To one thing constant never; Then sigh not so, But let them go, And be you blithe and bonny;
Converting all your sounds of woe Into. Hey nonny, nonny.

Sing no more ditties, sing no mo, Or dumps so dull and heavy;
The fraud of men was ever so, Since summer first was leavy. Then sigh not so, But let them go, And be you blithe and bonny,
Converting all your sounds of woe Into. Hey, nonny, nonny.

Joyous Ending

The Watch scene Pulp Fiction

2009-01-04T23:56:00.001+08:00

Transformers Voice acting

2009-01-03T18:25:00.000+08:00

For the geek in me:

Ratatouille

2009-01-02T16:01:00.000+08:00

One of my favourites (I have many don't I).... Ratatouille

I Love Movies where you can jump in at any point

2008-12-31T00:57:00.000+08:00

This is one of them

Awesome Thundercats Remake

2008-12-25T00:09:00.001+08:00

Check out this remake

Thundercats!! This guy used the sounds from the original cartoon, but they used photoshop to redo the scenes, one frame at a time from other movies.

Lion-O = Brad Pitt in Troy
Tigra = Hugh Jackman in X-Men
Panthro = Vin Diesel in Chronicles of Riddick or Pitch Black
Cheetara = ?
Wildekit & Wildekat = Spy Kids
Snarf = Garfield

A lot of work, but its a labour of love I suppose

Drunken Master

2008-12-21T15:41:00.000+08:00

One of my favorites. Then again, many clips here are favorites too

1st Drunken Fight Scene. A better version but lousier English translation here

Final fight scene. Again, better quality video in English here. The reason I posted the cantonese one is the music is better and the conversation much funnier

The original Drunken Master. Arguably the movie that brought Jackie to the forefront in the 70s.

Drunken Boxing 8 Immortals

Deleted Scene

Final Fight. Wierd that this is in spanish though

Guitar Showdown!

2008-12-21T15:35:00.000+08:00

From cult classic Crossroads (no, not the Britney Spears one). Most of the music is played by Steve Vai

Tombstone

2008-12-20T23:34:00.000+08:00

Another favourite western from the 90s.... Tombstone! Although Unforgiven to me is the best western ever, this one is great too as it flowed like a comic book.

Wyatt Bitchslap

Val Kilmer's best role in my opinion. Doc Holiday was the best character here.

Gunfight at Ok Coral

Hell's Coming With Me!

Speak Louder Son, You Might Win Yourself an Oscar

2008-12-20T23:20:00.000+08:00

Remember these scenes? All at least Academy Award Nominated or Won. Just SPEAK LOUDLY!!

"Hoo-ah!"

"You Can't Handle the Truth!"

"The Path of a Righteous Man is Beset on All Sides...."

Unforgiven

2008-12-20T22:45:00.000+08:00

Unforgiven is in my opinion probably my favourite western of all time, and this is the best scene of all time. A real masterpiece

Food, glorious food

2008-12-20T01:14:00.000+08:00

My wife says I over romanticize movies I have watched and liked, especially when it comes to chinese movies.

I downloaded Thunderbolt by Jackie Chan a few weeks ago, and I have to say she's probably right. I used to like this movie, but it was decidedly very average at best.

I have always loved cooking movies and shows, especially competition. That explains my love for the God of Cooking, and the reason why I downloaded so many Iron Chefs and Jamie Oliver shows.

One show I particularly loved is The Chinese Feast. I actually had this video tape in Melbourne, and I bought the VCD twice only to lose it to relatives who never returned the VCDs. Its damn near impossible to find.

Fortunately I found it on Youtube. Unfortunately, its pretty bad. I think anything Anita Yuen acts in is crap. But the cooking scenes are still great though.

Mmmmm feel like sweet and sour pork or noodles right now.

The Final Duel

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

The God of Cookery by Stephen Chow is definitely funnier, better filming, better rated overall, but I have a soft spot for the Chinese Feast

Anyway, here's the God of Cookery:

Opening Scene

Finale Part 1

Finale Part 2

Bon Appetit

Best Fight Scenes

2008-12-20T00:03:00.000+08:00

Jackie Chan vs Jet Li, perhaps the most eagerly anticipated fight scenes of all time

However, to me the best fight scene of all time is this:

Not only has it the best choreography, it has a catchy beat, comedy, dancing and weapons. Also one of my son's favorite movies as well

Remakes

2008-12-19T23:01:00.001+08:00

The internet has been great for bringing out abilities of film makers to show their stuff.

Here are 2 of my favourite fakes.

The 300 Braveheart style

Titanic 2: The Sequel

My 3 Favourite Surprise Endings

2008-12-19T20:21:00.000+08:00

Finding out who Keyser Soze is in Usual Suspects

Finding out the point to the Sixth Sense

and

Realizing who the Super Villain is in Unbreakable.

Legend of 1900

2008-12-19T20:14:00.001+08:00

This is one of my favourite movies, but somehow I forgot all about it until I had a dream about playing a piano in a storm on a cruise ship.

Guiseppe Tornatore's 1998 movie "Legend of 1900"

Sea Sick Scene

Challenge Part 1

Challenge Part 2

Playing Love

The End